Which
Veep
character are you?
6 quick questions. Get a witty roast and a dead-on match.
A memo leaks and it’s ugly. What’s your first move?
Deny, reframe as a 'draft', smile through it.
Spin up a tracker, fix the process, ship a postmortem.
Leak something shinier to bury it.
Say 'wasn’t me, nerds!' louder.
Your name was mangled on TV.
Call producer; book a glow-up segment.
Send a style guide and pronunciation card.
Make a viral 'correction' post.
Rename them 'Clown' in your phone.
Your happy place?
War room whiteboard.
A pristine spreadsheet.
The press scrum.
The boss’s bag, prepared for everything.
Your leadership superpower?
Optics and presence.
Ops and follow-through.
Narrative engineering.
Numbers that slap.
You get blindsided in a meeting.
Smile, redirect, promise a 'bigger reveal'.
Document action items and deadlines live.
Crack a morbid one-liner, move on.
Say something confidently wrong.
Pick your sidekick:
A bag with everything (and a guy named Gary).
A perfectly labeled Airtable.
A friendly press contact.
A bullhorn.
Get my character